Wednesday, September 16, 2009

NACHT DER LANGEN MESSER....NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES REDUX


Provisional Prime Minister Decelles-Smith spoke to newly declared citizens of Lambda, in noting that in many nations of the world, with both leftist and rightist governments, there seems to be a continuous attempt to betray the honest desires for equal justice under law in those countries.
The Prime Minister took time to praise the seven nations where civil marriage equality and other laws mark them as progressive states. He also hoped that other nations where heterosexists retain the culture and legality of equal marriage with inferior instruments to reconsider their law
The prime minister's text of his address follows:
The fact that you share a psychosexual orientation or gender identity with someone else GLBT, does not infer much beyond that fact alone. The differences that one finds in society as a whole, is also found in our "GLBT community." If the truth is known, both heterosexist leftist and rightist leaders have made use of our passion for freedom and equality. Decades before we were rendered psychologically healthy, legal and worthy of equal rights under law, and in some spiritual centres, worthy of respect, the lifespan of our lives or our usefulness was both measured and numbered. Please do not misunderstand. Neither Hitler nor Stalin had any particular aversion to homosexual behaviours beyond those shared by the majority of heterosexists of the period. Both dictators understood the "usefulness" of many individuals or groups that they could later purge with ease and dispatch. Betrayal of GLBT activists by the left or the right is well documented. One political faction gladly chronicle the misdeeds of the other side. In reality, GLBT are betrayed by the left wing with an iron hand covered in a silk glove....whereas the right wing merely uses the iron fist without any pretense or cover.Today, there are faux friends, and even open or closeted GLBT politicians or activists willing to make secret deals or "ententes cordiales" in order to obtain power, prestige and permanance. There are also those who openly work for the sworn enemies of the GLBT person, or are themselves virulent opponents of human rights, including their very own. There are those individuals who are willing to excuse, for example, the daughter of a vice president, the granddaughter of a US senator, the sons of activists or world renowned homophobic theocrats.One thing is sure. There is always a time when the iron fist or gloved iron hand is no longer productive or sufficient. The dehumanization process is complete. Death is the answer, with quick dispatch of rope or bullet, but often, slowly and painfully, as the result of sadomasochistic incarceration in concentration camps. There is a brief time to escape to another nation willing to absorb you without anything but the clothes on your person. The price for your life are all of your earthly possessions "donated" to your saviour.Deny that history "repeats itself". State categorically that historical precedents have "no significance today." These thoughts and these views have been expressed ad nauseam throughout history too.When is it time to save yourself by the skin of your very teeth??>

Sunday, September 13, 2009

ORTHODOX CHURCH IN LAMBDA TO MEET IN HOLY SOBOR




His Beatitude, Metropolitan Paul (Popov), Primate of the Orthodox Church in Lambda, has announced a Holy Sobor of the autocephalous Orthodox jurisdiction for November 1, 2009.
A Holy Sobor is a Council meeting of all bishops currently under the metropolitan's authority and omophorion, and the Sobor will address pressing issues within the Dominion of Lambda. It is clear that although many ethnic dioceses are operative, the Russian diocese has canonical primacy in the nation as the first diocese to establish itself within Lambda.
At this point, no Ancient or Modern Patriarchate, or Autocephalous or Autonomous Metropolitanates of the Eastern Orthodox Churches from within or without the Oecumenical Patriarchate, have recognised the Autocephalous Orthodox Church in Lambda.

REVEREND CANON ELIZABETH ROWEN-LEIGH ELECTED PRIMATE.


The Reverend Canon Elizabeth Rowen-Leigh, DD. has been elected archbishop of Jamestown and Primate of the Anglican Church of Lambda. Canon Rowen-Leigh is married to Dr. Jane Ann Rowen-Leigh, and will the first anglican lesbian primate in the Anglican world. In an attempt to create theological sensitivity, a strict Anglo-Catholic gay priest, the Reverend Mark Upson-Downey, ThD was elected coadjutor archbishop of Jamestown.
The episcopal ordination or consecration of the two archbishops-elect will occur on October 10, 2009.
The consecrators are yet to be announced, but gay and gay-affirming prelates from the worldwide Anglican communion have made their intention known to consecrate the two clergy.
It is unclear, and very unlikely, that the Anglican Church of Lambda will be granted sacramental intercommunion by other Anglican bodies or that the Worldwide Anglican Communion will recognise the validly-consecrated archbishops as part of the Church.
There is considerable doubt that the Archbishops of Canterbury and York will also send greetings and congratulations, much less support the formation of this Anglican jurisdiction.

LAMBDA NATIONAL CATHOLIC PRIMATE ANSWERS HOLY SEE.








The Most Reverend Norbert Edouard Breault, DD, Archbishop of Jamestown, and Primate of the Lambda National Catholic Church, today sent a communique to the Holy See stating its autocephalous primacy for all Catholic Christians in the Dominion of Lambda. The Lambda National Catholic Church is a liberal Catholic jurisdiction with sacramental intercommunion with the equally "independent" conservative Catholic Apostolic Diocese of Lambda, led by Bishop Carlos Soares, DD, metropolitan bishop.

"The Synod of Autocephalous Catholic Bishops in the Dominion of Lambda have advised His Holiness, Dr. Josef Ratzinger, Bishop of Rome, and Patriarch of the West, that his jurisdiction does not extend over the Catholic faithful of this nation.

We theologically affirm the belief that the sanctity of marriage between same-sex couples is sacramental and sacred in nature. The scriptural proscriptions used by the Holy See, as well as the description of all GLBT Catholic Christians are "objectively disordered" is abhorrent and offensive to this branch of the Mystical Body of Christ.

We have advised all Catholics formerly under Roman jurisdiction, that they have been incardinated into the Lambda National Catholic Church, and its Uniate diocese, the Catholic Apostolic Diocese of Lambda. Roman Catholic clergy are not licenced to function within the Dominion of Lambda insofar as they hold opinions contrary to the sovereign laws of the nation, and also because the Vatican City State and the Dominion of Lambda do not hold diplomatic relations one with another.'

We sincerely suggest that if our brother in Christ, the Universal Bishop of the Roman Jurisdiction, instructs his Communion to honour the theological positions held by all religious denominations in the nation, that we would welcome your presence in this realm.

In dilectione Christi

+ Norbertus, Lambdaris

LAMBDA NATIONAL CATHOLIC PRIMATE ANSWERS ROMAN CATHOLIC POPE.

VIRTUAL CONSULATES ABROAD ESTABLISHED


Her Majesty's Provisional Government of Lambda has declared that Virtual Consulates will be established worldwide to facilitate the formation of the newest Commonwealth nation.
Provisional Prime Minister Decelles-Smith noted that many gay and lesbian same-sex families are forced by economic hardship or other equally valid reasons from immigrating to Lambda, despite the fact that they are dual nations of both their oppressive nation and the Dominion of Lambda.
Virtual consulates can be commissioned in any city or town in any nation worldwide. Consuls must be citizens of the Dominion of Lambda, and are committed to the GLBT constitutional, moral, political and ethical goals of the new Commonwealth virtual nation.
Interested Lambda citizens who are living abroad, and want their home listed as an Honourary Consulate of the Dominion of Lambda may petition the government for licencing petitions.

Friday, September 11, 2009

GLBT VICTIMS OF SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 GRANTED POSTHUMOUS CITIZENSHIP



The Provisional Government of the Dominion of Lambda today announced that all gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender victims of the attacks of September 11, 2001 were granted posthumous Certificates of Citizenship if their spouses or families requested them.


In announcing this measure, Angela Martin-Wright, Minister of Justice and Attorney General and Donald Pleasance-Cloutier, the Minister of Immigration and Naturalisation stood with Prime Minister Raymond Sawyer Decelles-Smith, in order to answer more specific questions after the prime minister left the dais.


The Prime Minister referenced a website dedicated to all the GLBT victims, as well as friends and families.