The Right Honourable Dr. Lee Dorsey, Governor General of the Dominion of Lambda, in consultation with the Prime Minister Raymond Decelles-Smith and Leader of the Loyal Opposition Sandra Lubrano, today announced that there are six women and men from Uganda who have been secretly awarded the Order of Lambda , since their lives are in jeopardy due to the Ugandan legislation that would make "homosexuality" a capital crime.
In addition to these six anonymous persons, the Dominion of Lambda has awarded the Order of Lambda, the highest civilian honour, to Mrs. Claire Fauci and to Mrs. Jennifer Litton-Tidd of the United States of America., at the behest of the Tory conference and the Prime Minister. The first such honours were given to Theodore Olson and David Boies, Ms. Perry and Stier, and Messrs. Katami and Zarrillo at the traditional date for the Honours List this year.
In addition, GLBT activists Eric Ross and Mark Desmond of California, and Monica Meyer of Minnesota were also honoured at the request of the Liberal caucus in the House of Commons.
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